England will never succeed with such poison pen journalism
Dear friends and enemies: what is the point of becoming a journalist?
This is a question you, the reader, should digest even if the idea of
spilling ink for a shilling or two interests not a hair on your head. Go
on. Think about it. Why bother?
For all of the torrential graft it
takes to engrave you’re name upon the fine marble surface of the
industry so people might notice it; for all the hours one might spend
trying to perfect or fine-comb an article; for all the negativity that
surrounds journalism and journalists (in which sometimes the phrase
‘tarred by the same brush’ becomes appropriate’). It doesn’t take a
humorously Sherlock Holmes-esque oversized magnifying glass to
understand that, sometimes, journalism is a prickly profession.
So why bother? I am 18, and having been writing articles for more than a year
now, I think I know why. It all boils down to human desires of the
basest kind. For potent is the attraction in enlightening, sharing,
offering, debating. There is an allure in educating; and for that
matter, an allure in being educated. To craft a piece of journalism
which demonstrates your opinion – to assess evidence, statistics,
viewpoint and emotion and then to bake that selection into a few hundred
words of finely cooked prose – is (or should) be a pleasure.
So, we got there in the end. The point of becoming a journalist should be to offer intelligent opinion.
It’s not a concept as tricky as the finer details of abstract
topography, is it? But for certain writers, such as the evergreen Steven
Howard of the Sun, the beauty of journalism is lost. As the ninety
minutes of the England/Ukraine game died a death, the crushing, broken
sense of inevitability that exists within me slid from the womb and, in a
flash, started begging for attention. For I knew what would await the
nations eyes in the papers the next morning. Scholarly snippets of
succinct and balanced opinion after an indifferent night underneath
Wembley’s arch? No. Hyperbole would be, and was, the order of the day.
Steven Howard represents the pernicious, mendacious collection of
‘journalists’ who do not care for football. They do not care for
England; or if they do, they are so misguided that it is in no way
apparent. They simply care about pushing a misguided agenda: one which
will intensify with every last stutter in a Hodgson regime which,
surprise surprise, will inevitably stutter. Like some sort of
deranged nihilist that stands upon an orange crate at Speakers' corner,
bellowing ‘come gather round and hear ye’ tale of old’, Howard opens his
diatribe with ‘and so, the Hodgson honeymoon period is over’. In real
life that isn’t blighted by tribalism for a certain unemployed football
manager, there was no ‘honeymoon’ period for Roy Hodgson.
England produced a decent showing at Euro 2012 not with the blessing
of a twisted ‘beginner's luck’ myth, but with the organisational skills
and rigidity Hodgson is renowned for. England played to their strengths;
topped the group with a fine seven points; were thoroughly outplayed by
Italy. The nation for once played to its strengths. The lack of an ability to keep hold of the ball was again highlighted like an eyeless socket. This was always
going to be a work in progress. We are three to four months inside the
reign of Hodgson; like Poland/Ukraine 2012 was a free shot at a
tournament, Brazil 2014 will be somewhat of a ‘’test’ – a notch on the
trial and error which we will inevitably see unfold.
England are currently riding the storm of a transitional period. The
much famed old guard, with the likes of youthful prospects Jack Rodwell,
Danny Welbeck and Tom Cleverley are – understandably – being placed in a
sieve. Who knows which players will emerge on the other side? Hodgson,
while understandably keeping the roots of England focused upon
organisation and discipline (Barcelona we ain’t), will have to
eventually find a greater balance with attack and defence. But Tuesday
night’s game was the second qualifying fixture. We were not perfect –
but not so bad that our qualification to Brazil 2014 is in any danger.
Howard proclaims, ‘trust England to douse the Olympic flame and the
Olympic spirit … 24 hours after the Olympic parade, England p*ssed all
over it’. Do these journalists realise what they are saying? Surely such
hyperbole is rare, right? Surely such jingoism is only apparent in the
repellent pages of the Sun. It’s not widespread, is it?
Perhaps not with such spitefulness, no. But the negativity
surrounding Hodgson, with the likes of James Lawton from the Independent
and John Dillon from the Daily Express joining in the fun, is dyed in
the wool. If England do not thrash teams, they are primadona’s and
Hodgson’s character should be assassinated within the blink of the eye.
This is the absurdity that surrounds our national team. It makes fans
and players so desensitized to England. The media will poison and infect
until every player is crushed by expectancy and until that same
expectancy is so high that anything other than instantaneous triumph is
reason for a ruthless, wicked witch hunt. Do you know the worst thing?
It will most probably be passed on to future generations.
The impatience of England supporters; the perniciousness of the
media; the myopia. Why must it be this way? Every manager who dares to
accept the keys to Wembley faces this endless, vicious circle. Reasoned
debate becomes obsolete and non-existent when England plays football. We
cannot or will not accept a long term plan and trial and error for
eventual success. The mistakes in terms of pressure and impatience we
have made in the past are never heeded. The team itself is not the
embarrassment, but the poison lurking underneath this glossy carapace of
patriotism the papers like to depict most certain is.
I will continue to support England and the experienced Roy Hodgson. I
will continue to search for intelligent journalism regarding my nation.
I will continue to be vocal about how painful the jingoism surrounding
Wembley is. But common sense is never heard. We wilt and wither, yet
never take the chance to bloom. What’s the point of becoming a
journalist? Come on, Mr Howard. What do you think?
Actually, now that I think about it, don’t say a word. I wouldn’t even pay a penny for those thoughts.
Calling all England fans: Do you agree with Jack? Are you fed up of England being lambasted by the Press after a bad game? Do you wish they would just support the national side for once and stop putting England managers under such pressure? What would you do with Steve Howard? Whatever your views, we'd love to hear from you.

