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Thursday, 16 February 2012

Atkinson, Bergkamp, Pires, Le Tissier, Di Canio or Zola: Who has scored the greatest Premier League goal?

The Premier League has witnessed more than 20,000 goals in its 20-year history, but who has scored the best? Weve all got our favourites. Tony Yeboahs sensational strike for Leeds, Wayne Rooneys last-minute overhead kick against Manchester City last season, Thierry Henrys cheeky back heel against ...

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Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Outside the Box – Football on TV: No handshake for Evra and no love lost between the partisan pundits at Sky

Think about this for a second. How many times do you think you have seen Luis Suarez’s hand this weekend? Ten times? Twenty? A hundred? I’m sure I’ve seen his wandering hand more than I’ve seen my own two in the past 48 hours, such has been the swirling media-frenzy since he refused to settle his di...

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Monday, 13 February 2012

Team of the Week and Weekend Wonders: Week 25

Wins for Arsenal, Spurs, Everton, Manchester United, Manchester City, West Brom, Fulham, Blackburn, Wigan and Norwich ensured there wasnt a single draw in the top flight this weekend and there has been plenty of action at the top and bottom of the table. The top flight recorded an impressive 37 goa...

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Sunday, 12 February 2012

Is the Premier League really the best league in the world?

The Premier League is a carefully tuned beast. It is not only a fine example of football (and I do genuinely believe that), but it is also a mass-money producing behemoth that attracts billions of viewers around the four corners of the world. Especially since ‘the day when football began’ back ...

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Saturday, 11 February 2012

Spurs v Newcastle United: Can Redknapp forget England and beat the Toon?

Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp has endured a pretty hectic week. Hes been cleared of tax evasion and been installed as the overwhelming favourite to succeed Fabio Capello as England manager. But can the former West Ham and Portsmouth boss cap the week off with three points against Alan Pardews Cha...

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Thursday, 09 February 2012

Shearer, Henry, Fowler, Cantona, Phillips or Le Tissier: Who are the two greatest strikers in Premier League history?

The success of the Premier League has been built on goals, and boy have we seen some ace marksman over the past 20 years. From Arsenal legend Thierry Henry to Newcastles local boy done good Alan Shearer, the top flight in England has seen the back of the net bulge on a regular basis. But who are the...

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England: Who will replace Capello as England boss?

Fabio Capello rocked the football world by walking out on England last night. The fiery Italian was always on a crash course with the FA following their decision to axe John Terry without his permission, but nobody thought the former Milan and Real Madrid boss would quit his £6 million a year job, e...

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Wednesday, 08 February 2012

Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Newcastle or Sunderland: Who will win the battle for fourth?

The Champions League is the competition that clubs want to take part in for many reasons. The drama, the prestige, the money one receives for being involved in it. It’s such a sought-after competition and this term the race for the Champions League is even more complex than previous ones, with cer...

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Predict the Premier League: Norwich are up to second but Stoke are still the team to beat

Stoke City boss Tony Pulis felt his side had been conned out of a result at the snowy Britannia on Saturday following Robert Huths controversial red card, but there were no such problems for Potters fan Phil Eccleston when it came to the Predict the Premier League. Our long-time leader extended his...

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Predict the Premier League: Norwich on top as Villa, Everton and Liverpool climb the table

Norwich City bounced back from their defeat at Sunderland with a 2-0 home win over struggling Bolton on Saturday and it was a double celebration in Sue Reads home as the Canaries fan was the top pundit in the Predict the Premier League table. Sue picked up 19 points from matchdays 22 and 23, sendin...

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Tuesday, 07 February 2012

Squarefootball's Team of the Week and Weekend Wonders - Week 24

Manchester City kept their title hopes on track with a cool win over Fulham, while Arsenal cruised to three points against a battered and bruised Blackburn, but it was Manchester United’s heroic comeback at Chelsea which was the stand out game of the weekend. Yes it was another action-packed weeken...

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Outside the Box – Football on TV: Serious lessons to learn from Fashanu’s footballing family

I’m fairly certain we can all agree that football has its fair share of problems. If it is not the shady transfer dealings of murky agent types skulking around the bins at Tottenham’s training ground, it is the ignorant grunts of ill-informed morons as they boo a man purely for being the brother of ...

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Sunday, 05 February 2012

Newcastle United v Aston Villa: Can Villa avoid another Newcastle nightmare?

Aston Villa have not had a lot of success at Newcastle in recent seasons. Its been three years since they last scored a goal at St James Park and almost seven years since their last win there. Last time out they left the north east on the back of a 6-0 thrashing. With the Mags chasing down a Cham...

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Saturday, 04 February 2012

A Scott to be England captain . . . Why Parker is the right man for Fabio

So its official, John Terry has been stripped of the England captaincy AGAIN! After previously having the armband removed as a result of his alleged affair with Wayne Bridge’s ex-girlfriend, his latest dethroning comes as a result of the on-going race scandal involving Anton Ferdinand. Stripping T...

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Thursday, 02 February 2012

Gerrard, Scholes, Lampard or Cahill: Who has been the Premier League's greatest attacking midfielder?

The Premier League has been blessed with so many great attacking midfielders since its inception in 1992, but who has been the greatest? Steve Coulter has narrowed down his options to four; Liverpools Steven Gerrard, Manchester Uniteds Paul Scholes, Chelseas Frank Lampard and Evertons Tim Cahill, bu...

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Wednesday, 01 February 2012

Blackburn Rovers v Newcastle United: Can the Mags bounce back from their FA Cup exit?

Blackburn Rovers and Newcastle United are probably sick of the sight of each other. The two sides have played each another three times already this season but the fans have lapped up the action with 14 goals in those three games alone. Seven of them came in an exhilarating game in the League Cup at...

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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Outside the Box – Football on TV: A prosperous week for Liverpool in the cups but off the field is a different story

The days leading up to the weekend’s FA Cup Fourth Round ties were not particularly pleasant for many football fans, a week in which the unseemly and murky face of football was glaringly apparent. Many column inches were devoted to the tax-evasion trial of Spurs manager Harry Redknapp, as well as th...

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Friday, 27 January 2012

Predict the Premier League: Baggies boing boing to the top

The past weekend in the Premier League proved to be a great one for Baggies fans around the world. After years of going down to their bogey side, Roy Hodgson finally guided the Albion to victory over Stoke City. And to make matters even better for the Albion, Baggies fan Andy Wakeman scorched the o...

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Predict the Premier League: Poor week for the experts

There were 30 points up for grabs this past weekend in the Predictions League but not even one single pundit could muster even a quarter of that figure. Chelsea, Liverpool, Fulham and West Brom were the biggest coupon busters as the Blues drew a blank at Norwich, Liverpool were thrashed by Bolton,...

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Predict the Premier League: Stoke extend lead at the top to 25

Chelsea, Fulham, Liverpool and West Brom denied the majority of our pundits picking up a bundle of points last weekend but it didnt prevent our leader, Stoke fan Phil Eccleston, from extending his lead at the top to 25 points. Mr Eccleston could only manage seven points last weekend, courtesy of th...

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Predict the Premier League: Blackpool's lead is coming under real scrutiny

A few weeks ago it looked as though Blackpools Phil Trow was going to erase last seasons heartache of just missing out on the Predict the Premier League title by having this one wrapped up by Christmas. The Seasider had stormed to the top of the pile and nobody ever looked like catching him. Howeve...

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Thursday, 26 January 2012

Keane, Vieira, Makelele, Parker or Mascherano: Who has been the greatest defensive midfielder in the Premier League?

Some of the best midfielders in the world have graced the Premier League over the past 20 years but who has been the best defensive midfielder the top flight in England has ever seen in that period? Manchester Uniteds Roy Keane was an absolute beast of a player. He had it all, but then so did Arsen...

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Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Outside the Box – Football on TV: Confusion reigns at City as Coleman fluffs his lines

Have you played Football Manager 2012? You may wonder how a game brimming with data, facts and incalculable statistics comes to contain such a dearth of information. Well, in the early stages of the games development, some spotty oik is charged with the task of finding someone close to each of the 7...

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Monday, 23 January 2012

Team of the Week and Weekend Wonders: Week 22

What a weekend! I dont think anyone could have predicted such drama and excitement in the Premier League fixtures we were treated to. There are certainly many talking points and we will be covering them all! There was a staggering 35 goals in the Premier League this weekend, and that includes the sc...

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Saturday, 21 January 2012

Premier League: Who would make up your ultimate 18-man squad?

We here at Squarefootball like to provoke debate and one question that has had us all thinking is one regarding an ultimate team. That is, who would make up the best possible 18-man squad? The rules are simple: our writers were tasked to create a squad of 18 players from the 20 sides in the Premier...

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Friday, 20 January 2012

Fulham v Newcastle United: Will Jol bounce back with victory over the Mags?

Newcastle have won all three home games of 2012 and have moved above Liverpool in the race for a top four finish but this weekend will pose Alan Pardew his toughest test of the calendar year so far as they head south to take on Fulham. The Mags have been in sublime form this season - bar their lit...

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Thursday, 19 January 2012

Predict the Premier League: Birmingham and Portsmouth close in on leaders Blackpool

Blackpool have led the Predict the Premier League Experts section for most of the season, but is the pressure of leading the title race starting to get to Seasider Phil Trow? The Tangerines have seen their lead at the top cut to just three points, as Birminghams Steve Coulter and Portsmouths Peter...

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Predict the Premier League: Stoke remain the team to beat

No team ever wins silverware in January, but Stoke Citys Phil Eccleston certainly has one hand on our Predict the Premier League trophy. The passionate Potter is now 23 points clear of his nearest rival, Manchester Uniteds Peter Lee, and shows no sign of buckling under the pressure. His eight-poin...

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Predict the Premier League: Birmingham and West Ham toast successful week

Birmingham and West Ham United are riding high in the Championship and Steve Coulter and Mitch Waddon have done their teams proud by recording the joint highest scores of the week. Blues fans Steve got his points tally courtesy of four perfect score predictions and three correct outcomes - the same...

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Beckham, Ljungberg, McManaman, Waddle or Kanchelskis: Who has been the best right winger in the Premier League?

The Premier League is 20 years old this year and were gatecrashing the party early to try and assemble the greatest set of players to have ever played in the top flight. Today its the turn of the right wingers. Steve Coulter has narrowed his search down to just five; David Beckham, Freddie Ljungbe...

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Predict the Premier League: Fulham and Norwich flying high

While Norwich were beating West Brom at the Hawthorns, Fulham were losing to 10-men Blackburn, but both Canaries supporter Sue Read and Fulham fan Neil Springate had good reason to celebrate at the weekend as they topped the Predictions table. Sue and Neil topped the weekly chart with 12 points eac...

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Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Outside the Box – Football on TV: An incident-packed week at the BBC leaves Savage short of support and Lineker lost for words

They say a week in football is a long time and it can certainly be said that there was enough controversy, incident and wonder crammed into the last seven days of football to keep Joey Barton’s Twitter account going for years. The fallout from the Manchester derby, the return of Scholes and Henry, t...

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Monday, 16 January 2012

Team of the Week and Weekend Wonders: Week 21

And were back. I hope you didnt miss me too much these past couple of weeks, what with the busy festive period and then the magic of the FA cup taking over last weekend. However, here I am once again and we are ready to go with the Team of the Week and the Weekend Wonders. It was another engaging...

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Saturday, 14 January 2012

How can the FA and League Cups regain their magic?

I am not sure who had the worst week, Manchester City or the two English cup competitions. A comparatively modest crowd of 36,017 witnessed City’s defeat in the first leg of Carling Cup semi-final. The low turn out even drew comment from BBC pundit and former England striker Alan Shearer. After a w...

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Newcastle United v QPR: Can Hughes get off to a winning start at the Mags?

Mark Hughes kicks off his first match as QPR manager away at Newcastle United and the Hoops chairman Tony Fernandes will be hoping for an immediate reaction following his swift decision to axe Neil Warnock. But the Geordies are riding high in the league and in confidence following their recent dest...

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Thursday, 12 January 2012

Premier League referees: Does Professional Really Mean Better?

Occasionally you feel like writing a piece and then realise that what youre about to say makes you sound like a dinosaur - and after seeing Sundays Manchester cup tie thats what happened to me. Not many people will agree with what follows but in football theres nothing like a debate about referees t...

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Giggs, Robben, Ginola, Overmars or Barnes: Who has been the greatest left winger in the Premier League?

Manchester Uniteds Ryan Giggs has played in every single season of the Premier League, broken countless records and won multiple trophies, but is he really the best left winger to have graced the Premier League? On longevity, you cant argue with Giggs contribution to the game. But should we judge g...

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Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Racism is in the spotlight but what is being done to tackle homophobia?

The FA stamped down on Luis Suarez’s racism towards Patrice Evra. And it’s quite right that they did, isn’t it? For when we look back into the past, and certainly in football’s past, we see things that are shockingly vile. In the seventies and part of the eighties, black footballers were subjected ...

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Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Outside the Box – Football on TV: Manchester disunited but the magic of the FA Cup is alive and well

The much talked about magic of the FA Cup was present in abundance this Sunday during the huge third round Manchester showdown, in fact there was more magic contained in the 90 minutes than during a Paul Daniels swingers party. Chris Foy’s card tricks, a disappearing City captain and most mystifying...

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Sunday, 08 January 2012

Robin Van Persie’s top bet to beat Aguero, Ba and Rooney to the Golden Boot

Arsenal’s Robin Van Persie enjoyed the year of his life in 2011. He stayed out of the treatment room, became club captain and broke Thierry Henry’s record of 34 goals in a calendar year. But can he end the 2011/12 season as the Premier League’s most prolific marksman? The Flying Dutchman got his 35...

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Saturday, 07 January 2012

Predict the Premier League: Portsmouth and Fulham lead the way

The Christmas and New Year period may now be a distance memory as we get back to work but its a period that Portsmouths Peter Rendle and Fulhams Russell Goldman wont forget in a hurry. Our Portsmouth pundit from the land down under came out on top following a great festive period with a score of 23...

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Predict the Premier League: Blackpool are top but Portsmouth are closing in

The festive period produced shocks galore in the Premier League with the leaders Manchester City, the champions Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal all losing games they would have expected to have won. Trying to predict the outcome of the games from Boxing Day up to January 5 was as tricky as t...

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Predict the Premier League: Stoke start 2012 at the top

Stoke Citys Phil Eccelston has led the way in the Predict the Premier League table for most of the season and he cemented his place at the top with a great period over Christmas and New Year. The passionate Potter scored a fantastic total of 26 to extend his lead in the title race to 22 points, but...

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Friday, 06 January 2012

Newcastle's Cabaye or Sunderland's Gardner: Who scored the best free-kick?

Newcastle and Sunderland recorded emphatic wins in midweek over Manchester United and Wigan respectively to give the north east a great start to 2012. Both wins were graced with fantastic free-kicks. Newcastles Yohan Cabaye beat the Red Devils Anders Lindegaard with a cracking effort from 35 yards...

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Thursday, 05 January 2012

Adams, Pallister, Toure, Carragher or Terry: Who have been the best two defenders in the Premier League?

The Premier League celebrates its 20th anniversary this year, but who have been the best two central defenders to have graced the league? Steve Coulter is continuing his quest to assemble the greatest starting XI the Premier League has ever seen and this week he has turned his attentions to the cen...

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Wednesday, 04 January 2012

Newcastle United v Manchester United: Can the Mags do a Blackburn and stun the champions?

Sir Alex Ferguson had one of the worst birthday presents ever thanks to Steve Kean and Blackburn Rovers. The champions were expected to make mincemeat out of the struggling Rovers and reclaim their place at the top of the table for the start of 2012. Unfortunately nobody told Blackburn. Tonight ...

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Tuesday, 03 January 2012

Outside the Box – Football on TV: A football overkill but Fabregas’ Barcelona adventure keeps us watching

At the top of this article you will see, if you can get past the crass, self-congratulatory overuse of my own name, that the tagline for this column mentions that there isn’t enough football on the TV. Obviously this pithy line is actually nonsense as there is in fact far too much football clogging ...

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Saturday, 31 December 2011

Mad Mario, Sensational Szczesny and Bargain Ba: Chris Pettitt's review of 2011

Over the past week our esteemed writers have shared their views on the highs and lows of the past 12 months. Today, the final day of 2011, we give our regular TV critic Chris Pettitt the platform and, as always, he doesnt mince his words. Who has been your player of the year? Manchester Citys Mar...

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Friday, 30 December 2011

Adebayor hailed, RVP's on song and Torres is a waste: Jack Heaney's review of 2011

Squarefootball writers Hugh Larkin, Steve Coulter, Colin Illingworth and Mitch Waddon have had their say on the highs and lows of the past 12 months, today its the turn of Jack Heaney. Will Arsenals Robin Van Persie be player of the year in his eyes or will someone off the radar steal the prize? Let...

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Neville, Dixon, Petrescu, Walker or Richards: Who has been the best right back in the Premier League?

The Premier League is 20 years old in 2012 and were getting the party started early by asking you for your help in assembling the greatest starting XI the league has ever seen. Last week we tackled the issue of left back, this week we ping the ball across the width of the pitch and look at the best ...

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